Friday, May 25, 2012

Learn Or Leave?


He's not very happy with me right now because I've been witholding the goods lately. I gave him an ultimatum, either learn english or I'm out! I'm not trying to be cruel. I only want what's best for him. He says he wants to come to the States to live. Well, that requires a bit more than just looking good. When I returned to my small vacation villa I found him by the pool with the language kit I purchased for him. I guess the power of the booty wins.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

No! No! No! You've got it all wrong! Better you go to them than have them come to you (I'm supposing you are in the U.S.).

Anonymous said...

He wouldn't have to speak english at all. Or any other language for that matter!

John said...

He no spick Eenglees? That's TOTALLY fine with me!

Anonymous said...

Where is the best place to learn English? In an English speaking community!

Anonymous said...

AWWWW...I'D GIVE HIM AN "A" FOR EFFORT..

Anonymous said...

Leave him where he is. Do NOT take him to the USA. I fully agree with the first comment!

thegayte-keeper said...

Get to know him first then...