A Three Hour Tour...

...is what the advertisement had said. I met the skipper, he was a mighty sailing man, at the beach bar last night. He owned a small motorboat and often provided tours of the area during the off-season. "Big companies no work now, no mucho touristas" he had said.

The next morning I was excited about my adventure. I was curious why none of the other few guests were going. But the vessel was indeed small.

Then, imagine my surprise when the ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted, deserted isle. I checked my watch, only 30 minutes had passed. So why does the tour take 3 hours...?